Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Top 20 Reasons Fishing is Better Than Sex

Top 20 Reasons Fishing Is Better Than Sex

20 - No matter how much booze you've had, you can still Fish.
19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about showing up on the Internet if you become world famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and
invite co-workers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases....except for bait fishing which is addictive.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week!

Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

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